tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby’s bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse

biggerchallenge:

transcyberism:

tachankasoupcannon:

transcyberism:

tachankasoupcannon:

thejonymyster:

glumshoe:

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

As someone who has painstakingly typed it out because I forgot there were other options, I can guarantee my forgery was not up to the quality of the original.

did you install a katakana keyboard just to type it or did you have to Google “katakana alphabet” or something and copypaste from that

Pretty sure I just did a vaguely cursed bootleg thing like this:

-\_(“✓)_/-

that’s a guy who has lost control of his life. there is no more cheerful nihilism in his smile, no more mischief in his eyes. that’s an emoticon with clinical depression

that’s just a homestar runner character

elodieunderglass:

learnyourlessonswell:

cryptotheism:

duckdotcom:

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

brunhiddensmusings:

stuck-in-jelly:

stuck-in-jelly:

“Why are you so obessed with found family?”

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

Lilo and Stitch really said “This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.” And i still live by that

a family can be your gay uncles, the best disney prince, and your parole officer

ohheyitsjustaj:

Take a flower and pass it on

🌺

🌷

💠

🌼

🌻

🏵

🌹

🌸

💐

a-kind-of-merry-war:

fairytrashmother:

But nipples are banned.

The best thing about this are the lights on the werewolf’s chest which imply this isnt just any werewolf…

This is a CYBER WEREWOLF

beemovieerotica:

thetalee:

“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”

I-

No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.

Originally posted by r4cs0

bread-clown:

animusrox:

Batman Beyond
S01E13 “Ascension”

bloodaria:

Carmen Maria Machado in Queer for Fear: A History of Queer Horror

anneofgreengaybles:

how can anyone feel remotely inconvenienced by the strikes when there is quite literally more existing media than any single person could ever consume in multiple lifetimes, let alone just the one we’re given like. What the fuck

knottahooker:

crystallizedtwilight:

whoops

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

halloweentrickortreat:

Buoyancy on the bog 👻

bittersweetish:

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

schizopositivity:

i see reminders to take your meds all the time and thats great but heres your reminder to get your meds refilled! to call your pharmacy! to pick up your refills while the pharmacy is still open! you cant take whats not there, its super important that you stay on top of getting your refills

cosmicsparky:

I love that the minute AO3 goes down everyone collectively flocks to this website to ask the same question with varying levels of insanity attached